Kooky cabbage

1. Marijuana

Sally wanted to smoke kooky cabbage with her friends, but was afraid of the repercussions.

by Derbygirl1990 September 15, 2016

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cabbage patch doll

Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!

He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him

by jgcskd December 20, 2017

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Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 22, 2023

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Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form

Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?

by TooStoned2Care August 17, 2021

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