Buff the Banana

Pete Dogg's word for spankin the monkey. Buffin ur banana is a very fun pastime wen ur extremely bored. Liam noes wat im talkin bout, he tapped himself dry once. And barnes, dont think no1 noes wat u luv doin wat CoD gets boring

"Buff it good"
"no i will not go to the deb with u hoe, i'd rather buff my banana the hole nite"

by Peter October 6, 2004

sex with a banana

When a girl is too young/cheap/shy to buy a dildo, she'll take a nice ripe banana from the kitchen, and shove it up there.

ohmigod! im so cheap i dont have money! how will i satisfy myself! *grabs banana* sex with a banana!

by bananasarefun March 21, 2007

banana head

a person who speaks or acts stupidly as if there were a banana shoved into their ear and into their brain.

Did you see what Brian did yesterday? He's such a banana head!

by your mother's uncle's brother February 19, 2009

banana shake

A gesture used for commical effect in which a male shakes his pelvis so that his penis repeatedly hits his pants. Invented by a community college student in Pasadena, CA.

Bob showed everyone what he was made of with a banana shake.

by JSL_LMB November 8, 2008

Banana phone

The catchiest song... EVER. By Raffi.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... BANANA PHONE!

by dr March 11, 2005

99 bananas

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.

99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

banana hole

A special hole on a woman who enjoys masturbation; a hole that is the perfect size to cram a banana. (peel banana prior to the fun).

"I wish he WOULD cram it in my banana hole already!"

by Bendigo Lady October 21, 2006