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panda push

The explosive liquid poop after eating a two item combo from Panda Express, that typically comes in waves, spraying the toilet bowl with a few coats. Aka the Panda Express. can be used to name the restaurant itself.
OMG pull over I need to handle this panda push!!!
by ashmashedpotatoes December 31, 2016
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Panda fuckhouse

A sexual manoeuvre, a close relative of alligator fuckhouse. Correctly executed panda fuckhouse will result in a black eye for at least one participant . When one partner attempts what may be perceived by the other partner as a surprising move, the recipient will respond with a punch to their partner's eye. Double panda fuckhouse entails the punchee returning the favour with a punch to their partner's eye.
"Hey Jen, how did you get that black eye?"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"
by Screenlicker February 29, 2012
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Panda Golfer

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.
Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.
by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009
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Sugar Panda

Sugar panda mean a girl who is half black half white and a little on the hefty side
Did you see that girl right there?
Yea she was a sugar panda!
Tell me about it bro...
by sugarpanda July 19, 2013
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Panda status

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.
man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!

man2: thanks man.

man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
by daxterrific April 6, 2010
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The Panda Sneeze

Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze
I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.

That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..

Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?

When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?
by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009
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panda hug

A hug that a girl gives a guy when he is horny.
Giselle felt she needed to give Andrew a panda hug.
by androoltu August 11, 2009
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