A lifestyle popularized by do-gooders all across America. Characterized by getting all of your homework done, laughing like a geek, and having an intense crush on Napoleon Dynamite. Also known as Gnag Rolyat.
<Bro1>Dude you want to go "Gaylor Tang" tonight?
<Bro2>Wat?
<Bro1>Yeah, man, I got Napoleon on Blu-Ray, and this Calculus isn't going to do itself!
A distressed/emotionally distraught female willing to give sexual intercourse or other sexual acts in attempt to forget her misery.
Derived from the word poontang meaning vagina or sexual intercourse.
Louf "Man, I heard Geeb was crying and getting drunk all weekend!"
Peej "Should have snatched that Weep-Tang!"
Poon tang is the highly lucrative tang (reward, sexual favor, usually intercourse) that is received after succesfully pooning (to woo, to rock out with one's cock out) a female.
Guy1: So how's pooning Becky going for you? Have you gotten any tang?
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.