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poon tang 

The natural lubricating liquid found on a hot and ready pussy.
Her budding flower of labia was so wet with poon tang that there was no need for KY jelly.
poon tang by jbrau February 13, 2005

Gaylor Tang 

A lifestyle popularized by do-gooders all across America. Characterized by getting all of your homework done, laughing like a geek, and having an intense crush on Napoleon Dynamite. Also known as Gnag Rolyat.
<Bro1>Dude you want to go "Gaylor Tang" tonight?
<Bro2>Wat?
<Bro1>Yeah, man, I got Napoleon on Blu-Ray, and this Calculus isn't going to do itself!
Gaylor Tang by HueJass1212 May 24, 2011
Tang is tang. There is no other way to define the word. All other definitions are wrong.
I tanged her up.
I gotta get me some of that tang.
Tang by Tangman March 12, 2005

Weep-Tang 

A distressed/emotionally distraught female willing to give sexual intercourse or other sexual acts in attempt to forget her misery.
Derived from the word poontang meaning vagina or sexual intercourse.
Louf "Man, I heard Geeb was crying and getting drunk all weekend!"
Peej "Should have snatched that Weep-Tang!"
Weep-Tang by Peeeeeeeeeej August 11, 2009

Poon Tang 

Poon tang is the highly lucrative tang (reward, sexual favor, usually intercourse) that is received after succesfully pooning (to woo, to rock out with one's cock out) a female.
Guy1: So how's pooning Becky going for you? Have you gotten any tang?
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.
Poon Tang by Nikias November 14, 2004

tang ina 

1.Mother fucker,bitch
2. Filipino word for Fuck your mom
Girl 1: OMG!, i love jhomar deveza, he's so sweet!and handsome.
Girl 2: Well i just saw Katy flirting with him awhile ago.

girl 1:Tang ina!! fuck katy!
tang ina by jdeveza November 21, 2010