The Bastard Sword

Mcguffin of the film of the same name.

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?

by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018

Sword Dancer

Refers to a person that shows prowess on fellatio.

The way she sucked blew my mind and my load. She is a true sword dancer.

by <34DD April 6, 2015

pork sword

penis

my pork sword is small

by suck3 May 18, 2022

sword+fighting

Type your definition here...it+is+a+fight+between+two+penis+where+the+two+penis+slept+one+another

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...lets+play+sword+fighting

by raj789 November 15, 2018

The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.

:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.

by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018

sword

a blade with handle also thing that people use to murder others

i murdered fred with my sword

by hellandickentomaduckentallingo December 22, 2021