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October Surprise

An October Surprise can also mean a political challenger's orchestrated and delayed release of damaging information about an incumbent opponent just in time for an election.
Some political operatives had known about Mark Foley's pecadilloes for months in advance, but chose a timed release of the news as an October Surprise.
by NickB1967 November 9, 2006
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Birthday Surprise

A sexual maneuver in which, on the recipient's birthday, the birthday person bends over in the dark. A large black candle is then carried in and "Happy Birthday" is sung. As the song concludes, the candle is lit and inserted into the ass of the person. The candle is thrust into the ass, once for each year of the person's age. At this time "Are you 1? Are you 2?..." is chanted. The candle can then be removed.
"Yeah, it was Debbie's birthday last weekend...We gave her a Birthday Surprise, she couldn't walk right for a week."
by lmerfudd January 20, 2009
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Gagging Surprise

When a girl is sleeping. Get over her and put your cock in her mouth. Then b4 you are about to cum wake her up, cum in her mouth, make her gag and say "Surprise!"
spooge! GAGGING NOISE! then it goes silent
by RyanKN November 1, 2004
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eskimo frenchbread surprise

While nailing her doggy style, jam a frozen breadstick in her butt.
by SpitBlood April 27, 2003
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Cleaners Surprise

When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.
"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."
by Moneyfi$t January 23, 2009
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poop taco surprise

when you go down on a really hot chick and are surprised that her snatch smells like shit
by poop pirate January 6, 2009
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Driscoll Surprise

When fingering a girl with the middle and ring finger, the other 2 fingers are bent at the middle knuckle. You then yell "DRISCOLL SURPRISE" accompanied by "BAM"(optional) and shoot your other 2 fingers into her as well.
by Bryan drisco February 24, 2005
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