stoned

the point where u laugh so much that your sides hurt. then you and everone your with spaces out for a half hour before going to get food.

we were so stoned last night that we went to the drive through and spent 25 dollars on the dollar menu

by manprin July 31, 2008

Joss Stone

An extremely talented soul singer aged 17.

Joss Stone rocks- need I say more?

by Stacie September 5, 2004

Stone Nuggets

pl. Creative. introspective thoughts of wisdom; acquired whilst under the influence of THC.

"I've just had me a STONE NUGGET; I need write this shit down."

"This is some student green; keeps me up, thinkin' of Stone Nuggets all goddamn night. Damn son. I'm tired..."

by A.Daviosky August 7, 2009

stone-hearted

impervious to altruistic emotions

The scam artist was stone-hearted. He thought about his family, not humanity.

by Ereck Flowers June 6, 2015

Stone in my shoe

A "stone in my shoe" or "stone in the shoe" is something or someone who is causing severe irritation and creating problems for you.

In the movie Godfather, "I got a stone in my shoe, Mr. Corleone. A two-bit punk who works for me."
Joey Zasa to Michael regarding Vincent.

Student loan debt is a real stone in my shoe.

by JonSwift September 26, 2019

urba-stoned

The state of being so stoned you are adding words to the urban dictionary.

I was so urba-stoned last night, I think I created a new language.

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014