Panty sniffer

A man who cannot be trusted around worn panties. He has an uncontrollable urge to wear them on his face causing him to look like Spider-Man. A panty sniffers name is often Danny.

Danny enjoys being a dirty panty sniffer and looks like Spider-Man when he wears them on his face.

by Wintertime79 February 10, 2017

chair-sniffer

noun: slang term for a heterosexual male. Oversexed hetersexual man. Pervert.

Last night five women caught and castrated a stupid chair-sniffer.

by Adidasrob May 24, 2006

stiffy

A stiffy is an insistent raging boner.

I've got a real stiffy - think I'm gonna jack it off!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

stiff

to fail to give an expected tip.

"She never got stiffed, she is such a great waitress."

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

hair sniffer

An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.

That Joe Biden is a real bad hair sniffer.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Crotch Sniffers

Group of men that frequent the area of a certain person because she is a complete whore and they are hoping she will open her legs (and she usually does) "sniffing her crotch" These people have no lives and put the crotch before work, wives and other important obligations.

Those boys in the warehouse were at her desk again where they don't belong just being crotch sniffers.

by Boo Bitch February 6, 2008

stiff hand syndrome

Thickening of the skin of the palm that results in loss of ability to hold hand straight. This condition occurs only in people with diabetes

Get your mind out of the gutter. Stiff hand syndrome is a symtom of advanced diabetes.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004