A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018
Get the Brandon Stephensmug. by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019
Get the Stephen hawkingmug. The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”
by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018
Get the Sloppy Stephensmug. A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025
Get the Stephenmug. This guy is a sound all rounder. If I could be like anyone it would be Stephen Davey. Also steals people birds when he gets a bit of drink in him but usually dead on. Big ears but
by Rocket socks November 22, 2021
Get the Stephen Daveymug. An American author of pornographic fantasy, science fiction, suspense, crime, and horror novels.
They even talk about rape and the rapists responsible.
They also talk about pregnancy and childbirth.
They even talk about rape and the rapists responsible.
They also talk about pregnancy and childbirth.
Gregory: What are you reading?
Ben: I’m reading these novels about sex.
Gregory: Who wrote them?
Ben: Stephen Kink.
Ben: I’m reading these novels about sex.
Gregory: Who wrote them?
Ben: Stephen Kink.
by gregben February 27, 2022
Get the Stephen Kinkmug. Stephen is a sexy, bald, international stud. He may have given up hookers and blow, but he'll still do things to you that would make the devil blush. He's a DILF you'd love to get naked with. He's also bougie af.
Stephen is a sexy mofo who rocks my world.
by Freckles MaGee February 22, 2021
Get the Stephenmug.