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ONE OF THE BEST SONGS TO EXIST GO LISTEN TO IT
I love listening to splattack
by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022
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Splatfest

A splatfest is where you pick a side and do turf wars to decide which one is better!
Person 1:Hey! What side are you on in the splatfest? I'm on Cake
Person 2: Nice! I'm on side ice cream!
by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022
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Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023
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Splattergories

A scatalogical party game in which two or more people take turns consuming laxative laced foods and deficating onto a blank white canvas. The idea is that each player consumes their food in private and the others do not know what they had eaten. Then, after the player "splatters" on the canvas, the other players must collectivly decide what the person had eaten.
Person 1: You guys ready for splattergories tonight!
Person 2: Absolutly! I'll bring the laxies!
Person 3: I've been stocking up on canvases for this very event!
by airpodshotty April 24, 2023
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Splatsource

A shorter way of saying "Splatoon Gmod and SFM" community, also one of the biggest cesspools in the history of online communities. To sum it up: pedophiles, bigots, various kinds of harassment, and so much more shit.
I'm so glad I left the splatsource community, the shit I dealt with there ruined my mental health.
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Fanny Splatter

A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.
After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.
by leesumm1 November 5, 2010
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salty splatune

the act of ones penis going into a yaks anus, while haveing oral sex with a manbearpig, and haveing both you. the yak,and the man bear pig fly up into the sky while fucking. like Pegasus with wings.
dudet1. "yo man i tottaly gave that kellsie kimerly a salty splatune.
dudet2. no way man nice, ill try a anal ballon on her for sure!
by the smelly yeti January 1, 2012
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