catch spaghetti 

the threat of physical harm

you touch my cupcake and you're gonna catch spaghetti

catch spaghetti by Anonymous August 29, 2003

sawed off spaghetti bender 

derogatory term for short ethnic italian male

Joe Pesci is a sawed off spaghetti bender

sawed off spaghetti bender by John King June 11, 2006

Special Time Spaghetti 

Special Time Spaghetti is when a bitch has long abundant pubic hair and is on her period. The dish consists of pubes (the noodles), spaghetti sauce (the period blood), and the meat of course (the succulent uterine lining).

Damn nigga, I had hella Special Time Spaghetti last night. That flow was heavy this month.

Special Time Spaghetti by TrollHard October 3, 2017

flying spaghetti monster

A creature who religious people believe is more ridiculous than "God" for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: Do you believe in God?
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"

flying spaghetti monster by Lvl 227 March 20, 2010

ready like spaghetti 

the be easy , loose, ready for sex,
ready to hookup

After a few drinks I invited her back to my place cuz she was ready like spaghetti

ready like spaghetti by lucknugg October 23, 2008

Sex Spaghetti 

The stringy mucus excretion produced during intimate moments, concentrating around the oral or genital regions.

Pace, your mum has seen so much sex spaghetti during marmite frenzy that she gets turned on by bolognese.

Sex Spaghetti by C    September 27, 2007

Eddie Spaghetti 

It's what you call someone who brings the wrong pasta noodles.

*Person 1 to person 2* - "don't for get to bring angle hair pasta noodles. It's critical for the dish"
*Person 2* - "Here you go! Got you some spaghetti noodles."
*Person 1* - "oh you Eddie spaghetti!! We needed angle hair noodles."

Eddie Spaghetti by Juan Pelotas November 1, 2018