spackie

Speech trackie (track jacket).

What are you wearing?
A spackie.
...?
Speeck trackie.
COOL!

by arghhitsapirate March 6, 2011

sackyhack

Deriving from medieval times.... A form of execution in which a man's testicles are chopped off and while he bleeds to death, he's forced to watch his executioners play hacky sack with his severed nutsack in a game... they call sackyhack.

Shalt we have the thief drawn and quartered, my Lord?

Nay... play thou sackyhack good gentlemen.

But sir, 'twas but a middling offense...

Silence. I have ruled.

Men.... To the sackyhack field!

by geniusretard July 8, 2011

Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.

Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more

by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013

Spanky McAnklepants

Masturbator; someone caught with their pants around their ankles.

I came home early last night and caught Jim spanking the monkey on the couch.

Just call him Spanky McAnklepants.

by Fredo Boombacelli December 12, 2013

spackled eyes

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.

I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!

by Kdog37 December 30, 2014

spacklecrack

Noun

1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.

"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."

by billebllunt May 12, 2014

specky fucktoid

A person who invades their partner's privacy (hacking their phone, reading message on Facebook) to discover what has been said about them.

OMG your boyfriend was being such a specky fucktoid last night! He was totally messaging me from your phone last night....

by punnjabi_princess808 October 15, 2015