National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

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It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

To “turn” someone

The act of covering up the fact that you are going to burn someone by changing the word.

Rayne says : “We are going to “turn” someone into a better person if they don’t stop being creepy”

by Lucinda is Lit December 31, 2020

jerk off in someone

Basically sex.

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.

by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024

Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

well get to it!

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024

getting back into someones life

communicatng or attempting to reach out to a person

getting back into someones life is similair to apologizing

by didicostine October 7, 2018

being perfect to someone

Is accepting them for who they are. And not judging them for there flaws. Them being your dream boy/girl

That person is being perfect to someone

by Dgccbjkncdsy February 10, 2019