Soaking

The act of urinating on a toilet paper roll.

How come the toilet paper rolls are mounted way up high at the WC East bathrooms?" -> "Someone keeps soaking them so they moved them up high.

by Salvatore Brucculeri July 24, 2010

Soaking

(adj)- To be extremly humiliated or embarrassed, as one would be if he/she were soaking in semen.

Person 1: Did you see Luke dunk on Valentine?

Person 2: Yeah, Valentine must be soaking; Luke's only 5'6".

by PokeRapper March 14, 2011

stocking stuffer

a stocking stuffer is a sock filled with human feces used as a dildo.

I wanted a stocking stuffer for x-mas so I told grandma to bring over a basket of bran muffins.

by ergyu April 30, 2008

sucking marrow

when a woman sucks a man's penis to such an extreme extent that his ejaculate contains blood.

Oh my god bro, mary was sucking marrow last night, then she had a sneaky dragon and got a bloody cum nose.

by DiggityCompton January 19, 2008

sucking the big one

Original know as sucking the big dick, sucking the big one describes anyone who is sucking terribly at what ever they do.

John: Wow I just failed that test.

Garnet: Wow you're sucking the big one today John.

by jcat47 December 11, 2007

sucking the king's nipples

To submit or give up.

Sucking a king's nipples was a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland

What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.

by anonymousredditor July 4, 2010

Tantilizing Tit Sucking Tilley

An exceptional tit sucker, who's tit sucking skills are inconceivable, they are also a beast at the xbox 360 game Burnout Revenge online... Continuously putting rivals (Mingemilkingmeadows,fannyflapsflanagan, and crosseyedcrippledcampy) into the wall. Usually undetected until its too late due to unfathomable speed.

*Typically fallen victim * Looks behind, noone there, then BANG!! * OMG where did you come from Tantilizing tit sucking tilley?!!*

*How the hell are you going so fast????!!!!*

* That's fucking bullshit like!*

* Potato!!!*

by Spritzyn Beast September 22, 2012