social dandruff

When you're just really flaky.

Damn, he always cancels on us. He's got some serious social dandruff.

by @starlord88 February 8, 2018

socially awesome

Describes someone who, after spending his childhood/adolescence/young adulthood being labelled "socially awkward" by insecure peers, finally gets his shit together and through experience learns how to be the life of the party.

Hey, remember that kid Lance who never knew what to say about the latest Jersey Shore episode? He was, like, soooo socially awkward.

No, he's socially awesome now, I totally saw him last weekend at the bar and he was telling the best jokes to a group of 50 people.

by Amerideutscher July 11, 2014

Social Nagworking

using social networking to get someone to get something done or get one's way in a contentious issue.

After waiting a month, Richard had to resort to social nagworking in order to get the promised photos from Lisa and her mother.

by L.Just March 7, 2011

social meeds

When people say social medias, but want to sound cool.

I haven't checked my social meeds for minutes! I'm dying!

by #hastagtomanyhashtags March 2, 2017

social bungee

the systematic practice of taking socially unexpected leaps 'downwards' or 'sideways' upon successful completion of an undertaken social climb. has no apparent reason and no imminent guarantee of a safe landing. practised for the sake of conducting a social experiment, sending a social message, or pure pleasure.
related to, but not to be confused with, social suicide, martyrdom and burnout.

Q: 'Have you heard John quit his job as the Director of Marketing and is now a volunteer with the Red Cross?'
A: 'Again? Does he think making us look at his social bungee jumps is funny or something?'

by sbjumper June 11, 2009

social barebacking

going out in public without wearing mask and gloves

I felt like everybody was looking at me at the grocery store as I social bareback without a mask and gloves....I guess I was social barebacking !

by ilm0501 April 9, 2020

Sandy Social

Receiving a blowjob from someone with sand in their mouth.

I was at a bonfire last night at the beach and this girl and I walked away to hookup. She gave me a Sandy Social and my dicks been chapped ever since!

by illomen18 September 10, 2012