Snow Storm

An excuse for people to skip work and rush to the grocery store to buy unwanted items such as bread milk and eggs

Jamie : Wow did you hear about the Snow Storm this weekend!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!

by SlopNChop January 14, 2019

Snow Cap

1. A trade name for a dank strand of medicinally viable cannabis. It’s a Sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Origins trace it back to Cali.

2. Playful term for referring to someone with completely white, silvery, or pale gray hair. Can refer to someone with dyed hair or who has obtained it from the passage of time. In similar vein to calling your red head friend a “ginger”’or “carrot top”. Compare to: “granny hair”, “all salt”, “cotton top”

3. When spelled as “sno-cap” it refers to a semi sweet chocolate candy you but at movie theaters and only eat during the previews.

4. Just another term for “Ice cap” on a mountain.

1. James said that he’s gonna try Snow cap from dispensary to see if it treats his migraines and anxiety as well as his usual strains.

2. Nana has decided to dye her entire head white and embrace being a snow cap instead of trying to cover up the white patches with brunette dye.

3. Sno caps never taste as satisfying as I expect.

by IbreathAir November 15, 2019

dirty snow trapeser

verb: One who does not wipe feet or beat the snow from feet BEFORE entering a house. Especially when the persons in the house walk around in their socks.

DAMMIT KATY ,YOU DIRTY SNOW TRAPESER!!! Now my fucking socks are wett!!!!!

by 2Rooks December 10, 2005

texas snow cone

The act of cumming inside a large woman, then packing her vagina with crushed ice and eating it out.

If you’re ever a fan of snow balling try a texas snow cone. If you ask why a large woman, everything is bigger in Texas.

by demondogg December 16, 2012

snow dropper

A person who stealing women’s underwear off clothes lines.

John scoped out the house and got some undies from the line, what a snow dropper.

by The Pud August 2, 2007

Snow White Fever

When a black man likes a white woman.

Contradicts Jungle Fever

You saw teshawn wit that white bitch? Yeah i saw them that nigga got snow white fever

by Drew February 20, 2005

snow boarding

Snow boarding also meaning the snortn of cocaine!

"dang Dude Where have you been snow boarding, your shits looks all jacked up!"

by annidel September 3, 2009