Cum Snorting Sea Dragon

Derogitory Term used to descrbe a super bitchy middle aged female, who is obviously a dragon (also known as a women who don't get some) and from years of not being slayed has developed an uncanny way to piss people off in all aspects of life.

"Dude my Science Teacher is such a Cum Snorting Sea Dragon!"

by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

Short Bused

Getting retartedly drunk.

Dude, tomorrow night we are getting short bused.

by dairishkid21 June 2, 2009

Shnort

When you see something funny on the Internet or you read a funny text and instead of actually laughing you just blow some extra air out of your nostrils.

Text: Vaginas are cool because you can think about sex in class without getting a boner

You: *shnort* Haha so true

by Targ January 16, 2014

ben short

When a person's penis has always been short. A name like Mike Hunt, or Anita Life.

Student: My name is ben short!
Teacher: OH NICE TRY. LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS?

by lawlgasm November 2, 2010

Getting Short

An expression often used in the military that means your contract or tour of duty is almost finished.

"I'm getting short." or "I'm too short for this dangerous mission..."

by Bucho_ky December 18, 2011

Souped Up Short Bus

2. Anything so rare that seeing it even once is noteworthy.

2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

by AxelWolf November 4, 2012