Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011

smile a lie

to smile while saying something in a such a way that what is being said as a truth turns out to be a lie; to expose a lie by the way one smiles.

He would always smile a lie.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2012

shizen howzen

Shit house.

Just went to see that Julia Roberts movie, it was shizen howzen

by freddybob27 May 28, 2012

smaze

A smog like haze; a bleak, gray sky; poor visibility.

A chronic Smaze sat upon the coast like COPD upon a smoker's chest.

by elsbeth April 15, 2014

smile high club

Having sex with a dentist in the dental chair.

Related to: Mile High Club

"Did your dental appointment go well?"
"Damn right, I just joined the Smile High Club."

by SassyHashtag May 12, 2015

size game

How's someone's penis size is

Yo bro, Jack's size game weak as fuck!

by hood team® May 27, 2015

size inspector

A perverted girl who always wonders how big of a dick everyone has. Somehow she finds out!

Politician: I can't believe Hillary! She's such a size inspector

by Walrus guy February 6, 2017