Tacoma Milkshake

An ass-kicking so severe that the likely outcome is death

"If you don't stop fucking with me, I'm gonna give you a tacoma milkshake"

by Mumford and Sanford and Sons August 21, 2023

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Metis milkshake

A form of diarrhea characterized by a complete lack of solid, doing nothing but turning the water brown. Bonus points for it being Rielly stinky.

Brb, I have to go drop a Metis Milkshake

by Dave-Landon September 20, 2023

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Strawberry Milkshake

when you Cum on a girls face then blow your brains out over her

"I feel like traumatizing that bitch Mindy, Imma give her a Strawberry Milkshake"

by Shellshocked2350 September 21, 2023

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Lemon Milkshake

The act of busting a nut while peeing.

That's it.

-Emmitt, Wayne

"Bro i didnt know i was into lemon milkshakes like that."

by Tony Shortswole January 25, 2024

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When a man is rendered unable to produce a sufficiently powerful ejaculation he may perform the leaky milkshake. As the man identifies the issue they are to walk around the room until their leaky load is sufficiently blown. Optionally, one or both parties may lick the soiled floor until properly cleansed.

After a few beers Josh realized his inability to finish the job. Post epiphany Josh triumphantly paraded around the round until the leaky milkshake had all been spilled. Afterwards, Janice began the process of cleaning Josh’s leaky milkshake.

by Leaky Josh August 24, 2024

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