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Shock up Knock up

When you are banging a girl against a wall, then you perform a shocker and right as you are about to cum, you go back into her vagina, attempting to knock her up.
"Last night I was banging my big tiddy goth gf, when I accidentally did the Shock up Knock up."
by anarchy morty November 8, 2019
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Shlockin

Some dumbass who thinks he can lie to the government came up with the religion called shlockin
by WhiteRhino826 August 9, 2020
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Shock’s Trains

a shitty model railroad youtuber that doesn’t even have 50 subs
person 1: did you see the new shock’s trains video?
person 2: ew no. isn’t that like cringe?
by pornhublive69 February 14, 2021
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Shlocked

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.
by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022
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Shocker Collar

A collar that wraps around ones neck and waist and has two sharp dildos. One big one…for the butthole. And one really tiny one…for the urethra.
“While working as a dominatrix Barbara would often times use the shocker collar to humiliate and entice her clients. The large dildo for the ass was always expected, but the small dildo in the urethra was always a real shocker”

“Michael, why are you walking so funny?”, Jeff asked.

“Well Shannon used the shocker collar on me last night and now I’m bleeding out my peehole”.
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ShockHat734

An aspiring Kirby machinimist who uses GMOD to make funny episodes for a series called SSGV5 (short for Stupid Star GMOD Videos 5).
In other words, it's basically SMG4 but more retarded with Kirby characters.
Now have a free meme:
The virgin SMG4
- Used to be great but the writing quality fell off due to its company, Glitch Productions, investing too much time on 3D shows.
- Toxic fanbase
- Too much OCs making the show feels less like a Mario parody

VS

The chad ShockHat734:
- Utilized 21st century humor to make actually funny contents
- Toxic fans are just the minority
- Sticks to Kirby-related characters and content, which makes the SSGV5 series accurately a Kirby parody.

(disclaimer: I enjoy watching both channels, don't judge on me)
by amogusamoguseverywhere June 18, 2022
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Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person
Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays
by VibePvP August 1, 2022
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