monkey slap

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.

dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.

by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy September 12, 2008

Slap the Ham

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.

Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.

by hamslapper March 3, 2015

Fish Slapping

When a guy is giving a girl oral sex and shakes his face back and forth in her vagina

"She got pretty pissed when I started fish slapping her"

by Juggs April 22, 2006

dick slap

what every guy want's to do to there girlfriends/boyfriends.
it's getting your dick hard
and slaping it across there
girlfriend/boyfriends face.

guy: Hey baby look!
girl's face: SMACK!
girl: Did you just dick slap me?
guy: you know it(:

by allisonn August 17, 2007

flap slap

when a woman slaps someone in the face with her labia.

He turkey slapped her she lifted up her skirt and flap slapped him back!

by camocap May 21, 2009

Bacon Slap

When A Woman Takes Her Breasts And Slaps Them Across A Mans Face continuously.

I Bacon Slapped Him Like Crazy.

by Bacon Slap January 21, 2015

bro slaps

noun or verb - a hard hitting high five between two dudes who are cool with each other/good buddies - see bro hugs

Dude 1: Fuck yeah, they just scored!

Dude 2: Hellz fuck yeah!...Bro slaps!

(proceed to give each other high fives)

by Brian F Tampa May 8, 2007