Mop slap

To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen
Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?
by Misfit August 23, 2004
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Pritch-Slapped

(verb) This is a Word coined by Sabonisfan3386 during one of the weekly Oregonlive.com Blazer chats. The word first appeared on the chat recorded on Thursday, May 31. It was used to describe current Portland Trailblazers General Manager Kevin Pritchard's incredible tenure with the Trailblazers organization that began with his infusion of a positive culture into a franchise in dire need of a positive identity, His selection of the Rookie of the year, Brandon Roy, and has culminated in the top selection for the 2007 NBA Draft.

The word is a clever adaptation of the common prase "bitch-slapped"
1. Danny Ainge got Pritch-slapped in the 2006 NBA Draft when he traded his lottery selection (Brandon Roy) and Raef LaFrentz to Portland for Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff (AKA garbage players).

2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.
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monkey slap

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.

by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy August 16, 2006
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Slap the Ham

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.
Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.
by hamslapper March 03, 2015
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Fish Slapping

When a guy is giving a girl oral sex and shakes his face back and forth in her vagina
"She got pretty pissed when I started fish slapping her"

by Juggs April 03, 2006
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dick slap

what every guy want's to do to there girlfriends/boyfriends.
it's getting your dick hard
and slaping it across there
girlfriend/boyfriends face.
guy: Hey baby look!
girl's face: SMACK!
girl: Did you just dick slap me?
guy: you know it(:
by allisonn August 12, 2007
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flap slap

when a woman slaps someone in the face with her labia.
He turkey slapped her she lifted up her skirt and flap slapped him back!
by camocap May 21, 2009
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