a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.
screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
by alana jonas March 7, 2010
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Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."
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It is when you twap or kick someone in the balls. Then when there are crouched over you give them the pimp slap.
by dj_holydumbf**ck October 19, 2006
Get the Ultimate Pimp Slap mug.A game where two or more participants take turns slapping other participants on the forearm near the inner crease of the elbow. The object of the slap game is to be the "last person standing". Often played by sadomasochists whilst under the influence of various types of cheap liquor.
A typical round goes something like this: Person A is the person delivering the slap, whilst Person B is the one receiving. Both participants stand facing each other. Person A holds Person B's arm at the inside of the wrist, extended toward them. Person B mentally prepares for imminent pain. Person A slaps Person B closed-palmed as hard as they are able to. Immediately afterward, Person A and Person B swap roles and the process is repeated.
A typical round goes something like this: Person A is the person delivering the slap, whilst Person B is the one receiving. Both participants stand facing each other. Person A holds Person B's arm at the inside of the wrist, extended toward them. Person B mentally prepares for imminent pain. Person A slaps Person B closed-palmed as hard as they are able to. Immediately afterward, Person A and Person B swap roles and the process is repeated.
Last night I got drunk with my friends and played eight rounds of the slap game. Now my arm makes it look like I'm a junkie.
by forbo October 8, 2013
Get the slap game mug.When a male moves rapidly i.e. jogs, runs, or gallops at a fast rate and their testicles and/or penis hits their inner thigh area (unilaterally or bilaterally, depending on which way you lean and how fast you're moving) creating a 'SLAP' noise that can be heard by others.
Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.
Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)
WARNING!! Can be painful!
N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that women can also suffer from a female equivalent of 'chap slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the 'SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).
Biologically female candidates will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.
Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.
Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)
WARNING!! Can be painful!
N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that women can also suffer from a female equivalent of 'chap slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the 'SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).
Biologically female candidates will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.
Yeah Nan. I know. I ran up the stairs the other day to go get my wanky blanky and i got chap slap. It was well loud!! Bloody hurt as well!!
by Neville Smythe-Boyd Anderson Chapworth March 26, 2005
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Get the scrot slap mug.To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.
by Captain Sock July 28, 2008
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