sit ass

sit ass (verb - intransitive) - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (own's) ass".

Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.

by often delighted February 24, 2022

Sit-down Comedy

A joke that is so bad it's funny.

That joke is was so bad, it could be considered sit-down comedy

by rayz1459 June 29, 2022

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.

Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.

by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024

Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing in business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking responsibility and stepping up to the plate, this word describes someone who shirks responsibility and, instead, sits in their own feces like an infant child.

Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to Stand on Business. However, I’ve opted to sit in business (sitting in business), and the bank is coming in the morning to reposess our home.

by Shaboinked December 11, 2023

boyfriend-sitting

When your partner has a need to hire someone such as a friend, to temporarily entertain you.

Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting

by frankjameso February 14, 2014

National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022