by jaxysonoon March 22, 2020
Get the Simp (Simp)mug. chad 1: you know what my favorite song is?
chad 2: oh bro what is it?
chad 1: SIMP!
chad 2: oh from phoneas and fern?
chad 1: simp
chad 2: oh bro what is it?
chad 1: SIMP!
chad 2: oh from phoneas and fern?
chad 1: simp
by gingiplier February 20, 2020
Get the simpmug. Treating the one you love right and making sure they are loved and care for correctly and putting as much effort into them as possible
Mike: You see that guy over there? He spent he whole weekend with his girl and writes her paragraphs all the time and buys her flowers and does a ton of stuff for her!
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
by Forever it 8 August 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.
“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”
by sirnigga February 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man that tries to do anything to get with a woman, even if she gives him no attention back.
Usually, he will compliment anything about her.
Usually, he will compliment anything about her.
Jad Harb is a simp because he keeps complimenting Jessica's shoes.
Jad Harb ditched the boys to go out with Jessica and her sister.
Jad Harb ditched the boys to go out with Jessica and her sister.
by Dadoopriv April 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy
by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug. It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.
You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
by chill#7187 July 6, 2020
Get the simpmug.