Shrooming

The act of harassing people in DMs for a prolonged period of time over something quite meaningless: Harassing staff on a server.

Why is she shrooming me again.

by ᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼ April 1, 2021

Schrödinger's chat

When your wifi is so shitty that you can't tell if the chat is dead or not

Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what

Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare

by karlplant April 7, 2021

spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.

The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data

by honneamise April 13, 2021

Schrodinger's Bitch

That one guy who agitates you to death, then when you need something they got you back. He normally lives in a hallway or public place, then immediately starts acting tough and irritating (can also try to steal yo homies.) When you finally confront aka beat his ass he immediately stops acting like this.

Guy 1: I heard this dude got assaulted and shut up

Guy 2: He is such a schrodinger's bitch
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by Quackita April 18, 2021

Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.

by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021

Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)

A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

Shredding

Just going real sweaty on something.

“Dude you’re shredding that game”

by anonymous May 27, 2021