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shelstad

Shelstads are the worst family you could ever come upon. They act as if they are better then everyone else but they are actually very very low. No one likes a Shelstad, they are little bitches who need to figure their shit out. If you come upon a Shelstad, slap em’ they probably deserve it!
Guy: Look at that girl, she’s acting like a Shelstad.
Girl: Damn, not another Shelstad
by 💀🐍 November 13, 2017
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sandy sheets

a hook up that insues after a day at the beach thus causing sand to accumpulate in your sheets
After I hit up the beach bars, Im having sandy sheets with Sarah.
by Blondies frequenteur June 11, 2011
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Dirty Sheets

N.
1. A phrase that usually means the bed sheets are stained with lubrication or, to coin the popular phrase, cum.

2. Having bed sheets that are or at least look unclean.
1. After their eventful night, Robert and Thalia discovered they had dirty sheets stained with...er...bodily fluids.
by ILuhYaJustinBeiber March 15, 2015
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sheet

Dave - my mum died
Mo - or sheet.
by Dave November 9, 2003
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between the sheets

Hey man, you hear j-lo got between the sheets wit ben?
by Scrovak March 24, 2004
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fo sheetzie ma neetzie

another way of saying fo shizzle m nizzle, or for sure.
James: HEY YOU GONNA FUCK HER TONITE?
Schuler: FO SHEETZIE MA NEETZIE.
by UnDa_DaWG321 October 17, 2004
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Sheet Surfer

One who is skilled at the art of surfing from sheet to sheet.
1.
the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.
She knows how to rides many penises and moves up and down through them like a sheet surfer.
by KrizDaMan April 25, 2011
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