shaded

chilling with friends or at home. anywhere.

imaginary conversation on AIM

girl: hey, what are you doing?
boy: nothing shaded at the house
girl: oh ok

by Adriana W February 16, 2009

gone pear-shaped

To become pear shaped,or gain hips and an ass

damn, she useta be shaped like an iornin board now she done gone pear shaped.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

B.B. Shakedown

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.

Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."

by Vegetable Lo Mike December 9, 2008

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

Shave your head

Coined by the great Gatherqueef, this phrase refers to an old video in which a wife shaving the pubic hair of her husband accidentally cut the head of his penis off.

"Shave your head," as in "cut off the head of your penis off with a vibrating razor or some other overly-sharp thing that it is nearly impossible to do."

by Gatherqueef January 13, 2009

Heart shaped box

Slang for vagina, usualy a smelly one.

WHAT the hell is in my heart shaped box??

by manicalhippieboy February 14, 2008

box-shaped girl

A high school girl who is short, big-boned, has wide hips, short legs, a small ass, and a moderately big, large boobs, although not bulging, stomach. This occurs to some girls around the age of 16 when they are put on birth control.

My high school has way too many box-shaped girls.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011