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Having sex with a girl, or guy, who has a colostomy bag, while his/her colostomy bag is filling up.
"I was doing this chick who recently had surgery on her anus, and all of a sudden, I look down at her colostomy bag and realize that I was grocery shopping."
by Mike D. March 25, 2005
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SCHLEPPING NACHAS

Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.

Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.

It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.
..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?

Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!
by halfassjew June 5, 2013
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Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.
Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'
by Meechster93 November 7, 2010
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Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.
When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.
by Dallas1976 August 4, 2007
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pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.
Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin
by Snooki af April 25, 2019
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Shipping Docks

Sam:Yo Let's All Go Hang Out At The Shipping Docks!
Jeff: YEAH!
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008
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Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping
BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night
by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010
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