hip scotcher

Someone who hops like a fairy

The way you prance, you look like a hip scotcher!

by Moostash21 June 29, 2016

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016

ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.

The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!

by adric September 21, 2016

poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.

Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.

by anonymous May 5, 2017

hops-scotch

A moderately-active jumping-type game that people play while imbibing beer and whiskey.

I tried playing hops-scotch with my drinking-buddies, but I was already so tipsy that I kept falling over and thus getting eliminated from the game.

by QuacksO May 9, 2019

Gooch Scooch

The act of two men rubbing taints.

My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.

by GoochGuy December 19, 2019