Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.
by Joewypak October 15, 2020
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School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.
You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.
You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
Me (talking to my friend): "I hate school. This school sucks. My teachers suck."
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
by allthe420 February 7, 2018
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A place where people are paid to tell you shit that you will never actually need to know except when going though your also pointless tests.
by Nicole332 November 17, 2019
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by SparkySala November 14, 2017
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