Kid: “I want to die, I have so much work and I’m getting no sleep”
School: “It’s because you always on your phone”
School: “It’s because you always on your phone”
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Kid: i wanna ****ing kill myself good thing i have memes to stop me from doing just that
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Cheating is popular and widely practiced
Hypocritical preachers, who say no eating yet enjoy potato chips
“Okay class, you can ask questions,” they would say. But then, “Why weren’t you listening.”
“Of course I couldn’t hear you, I fell asleep cause you’re so boring.”
Life is boring in school, but friends are a great nourishment
Cheating is popular and widely practiced
Hypocritical preachers, who say no eating yet enjoy potato chips
“Okay class, you can ask questions,” they would say. But then, “Why weren’t you listening.”
“Of course I couldn’t hear you, I fell asleep cause you’re so boring.”
Life is boring in school, but friends are a great nourishment
Student: *proceeds to pull out a snack*
Teacher: No eating in class, this is SCHOOL *proceeds to open bag of chips*
Teacher: No eating in class, this is SCHOOL *proceeds to open bag of chips*
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