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Samuel

Samuel is a really dumb person that thinks he’s good at insulting people. His only insult is calling people emo or an idiot.
He thinks he is smart because he can multiply and divide. Samuel is always asking people if they want a medal but never gives them one. He is not smart btw.
Samuel: Wow I’m so dumb and emo.
Person: oh you must be a Samuel.
by Plut0thegh0st May 31, 2022
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samuel ian ford

a guy who is the most amazing person you will ever meet you will fall deeply in love with this guy
by he's.mine.bitch November 26, 2016
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Samuel

Samuel is a nice guy always up for a challenge... attracted to girls with girls good packaging has a great sense of humor but doesn't mind spoiling ur day but Samuel is a good friend
Samuel I like u I want to have all ur babies
by Danvyt34 August 17, 2021
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Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.
Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.
by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021
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Samuel

A fucking loser who has no game what do ever. A beta who is very feminine.
Henry: Hey you know that kid name samuel?
David: Yeah! the fucking feminine beta??
by okay okay i June 9, 2022
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ethan andrew lee samuels

a W👽
ethan andrew lee samuels is a Winner. he’s a fully fledged W.
by andbfkfbbf May 3, 2022
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Samuel's dick

Hey! Samuel's dick is so big
by Guy le Guy January 30, 2017
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