1 Samuel 18:25-27 

A passage in the Bible where David uses foreskin as a form of currency. David kills 200 Philistines and brings their foreskins to Saul to buy his first wife Michal (Saul's daughter). Saul had only asked for 100 foreskins, but David was feeling rather generous.

1 Samuel 18:25-27

Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

(The New International Version)

1 Samuel 18:25-27 by What is Fanbitch? June 21, 2006

damp samuel 

Similar to a wet willy, but with the nose; When someone wets their finger and sticks it up your nose.

Gross! I got damp Samuel'd. He stuck his finger up my nose!

damp samuel by djmills046 October 9, 2009

Jose Samuel Gamez 

Graffiti left at a series of intentionally set fires led Plano Police and Fire investigators to a Plano teen who has plead guilty to the crimes and has now been sentenced.

Jose Gamez, who was 17 years old at the time of the fires and is now 19 years old, plead guilty to the three counts of arson and one count of graffiti filed against him by the Collin County District Attorney.

He has been sentenced to 10 years’ probation. He must also pay restitution of $50,000 and complete 350 hours of community service.

On 2014 crimes was committed

Crime after crime Jose Samuel Gamez he set fire on Plano Texas Locations

Jose Samuel Gamez by PlanoPoliceDepartmentPlanoTx June 21, 2019

Pulling A Samuel 

When one claims to have one more match of Fortnite and continues playing for 30 minutes.

Sam: okay one more match
Guy : ok
*Guy comes keeps asking to play but Samuel keep playing*
Guy: this nigga is Pulling A Samuel

Pulling A Samuel by Pulling_a_samuel_meme_neega April 12, 2018

Oliver Richard Samuel Santini 

The best boyfriend there is. The most patient, caring and always with a heart full of love ;). There is never a bad day when he’s around

Also a huge penis

He loves her so much. Must be an Oliver Richard Samuel Santini

Oliver Richard Samuel Santini by Doll face:) April 18, 2022

Kim Samuel 

the most beautiful and gorgeous boy ever. deserves the world, but is too good for this world. the best boy.

Kim Samuel is the most talented and charming dude ever. We stan.

Kim Samuel by toudou January 29, 2019

Soggy Samuel

When you coat your penis in crushed pepper and participate in sexual intercourse.

Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.

Soggy Samuel by OminousOliver69 January 22, 2020