The name for an intelligent person but with also foolish manners, also referred to as dickantha for offensive reasoning or sometimes used to mention your Genitals
Why are you being a Samantha?
by RobeDaGhost November 23, 2016
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Michael : Does Your Kids Have Extra Chromosomes?
Samantha : I Think So...
Michael : You Have No Idea what that even means so fuck you and your dumbass children!
Samantha : I Think So...
Michael : You Have No Idea what that even means so fuck you and your dumbass children!
by Dill Kosh December 25, 2017
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Samoan people are honestly one of the kindest and funniest people you'll meet. They'll laugh at all your jokes despite it not being funny, and will not hesitate to prove you wrong.
Majority of the Samoans don't give out compliments, they give out jokes, but the jokes hurts. They give each other tough love and usually doesn't care if other get hurt by their jokes. Samoans are known to be very loyal, especially to their loved ones and that is true. Amongst the schools in samoa, every student and teacher is known around the school, no matter the age gap.
Samoan kids will talk behind others back, but when something happens, they would immediately take action and defend that person. Samoans don't tolerate any form of injustice around them.
There are samoans who have a high intelligence rate, they just prefer not to show it or put it on display. Those are usually the ones causing trouble, and yea it is hard to hold back a samoan, but it is merely because they hate being confined or held back from something they desperately want to do.
Indeed they do have a short temper, but mainly because they can't handle you walking around spouting bullshit and so they decided to do you a favor and prevent yourself from advertising your idiocy.
Majority of the Samoans don't give out compliments, they give out jokes, but the jokes hurts. They give each other tough love and usually doesn't care if other get hurt by their jokes. Samoans are known to be very loyal, especially to their loved ones and that is true. Amongst the schools in samoa, every student and teacher is known around the school, no matter the age gap.
Samoan kids will talk behind others back, but when something happens, they would immediately take action and defend that person. Samoans don't tolerate any form of injustice around them.
There are samoans who have a high intelligence rate, they just prefer not to show it or put it on display. Those are usually the ones causing trouble, and yea it is hard to hold back a samoan, but it is merely because they hate being confined or held back from something they desperately want to do.
Indeed they do have a short temper, but mainly because they can't handle you walking around spouting bullshit and so they decided to do you a favor and prevent yourself from advertising your idiocy.
Samoans aren't as tough as they look, even they could take so much bullshit. Samoans are just like everybody else.
by Tagaloa December 11, 2016
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by Arb April 18, 2014
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by Megghfgmdjjv October 15, 2017
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Boy: Wasup cutie
samantha: you look like a dead alpaca. if i were desprate like you i would date my ex's sister
samantha: you look like a dead alpaca. if i were desprate like you i would date my ex's sister
by AJisSnazzy May 3, 2018
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