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Surprise Mouthguard

When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.
by C@mer0n_Br0wn February 12, 2018
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The Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.
Dude last Tuesday someone pulled the Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!
by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021
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L.O.L SURPRISE

Lol dolls, but surprises, do you want your kid to wake up and see a giant surprise lol doll that poops, pees, and throws up?
“Mom, can I have a L.O.L Surprise?”
“Do you want to clean up after it?”
by Lol dolls October 28, 2021
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Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick
Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again
by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021
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Cyrus surprise

When you get jumped by Miley Cyrus for salvia.
Dude I was in Kmart and got a Cyrus surprise I almost triped my pants.
by OMEruller October 1, 2012
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kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.
by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012
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Beijing Surprise

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.
Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.
by theunicorn August 20, 2012
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