Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 11, 2021

Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.

John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.

by Kilroywashere February 05, 2011

Siberian Surprise

The act of vommiting in a females vagina.

Yo, you hear about Max giving Miranda a Siberian Surprise?

by crazybutfucker21 April 09, 2011

surprise farty

When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.

My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.

by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018

Surprise Fries

When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.

What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!

by ChrisDougman February 09, 2016

Surprise Pink

When you wake up in the morning and she's sitting on your face.

"It's 5:30am! Surprise pink!!!"

by pitunf1999 December 09, 2016