When you shove a bottle of Mountain Dew up your girlfriend/boyfriend's ass while they ride your dick, and then drowning them with the exact same bottle. Then fucking the corpse.
Insignificant Douchebag: Steve, where's my wife?
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.
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From the Daily Telegraph:
"In London today the shock news spread that Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Phillip will be filing for divorce. A spokesperson for the royals has exclusively told the Daily Telegraph that the Queen initiated the procedings after Prince Phillip gave her a Dutch surprise this morning. Prince Phillip has long been known to be a patron of the Dutch oven."
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It becomes obvious somewhat belatedly, that although this is the hottest chick you've ever banged, a quick post-coital inspection reveals that she appears to have a penis.
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Honey, there must be some mistake - I must have gotten it from a toilet seat - or maybe that fuckin Tokyo Surprise.
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