ceiling surfing

Riding a large dick

"IM BOUTA BE CEILING SURFING ON THAT DICK BITCH"

by Ceiling surfing June 25, 2017

Silver Surfing

When a man's gooch is lightly tickled by an older man's gray mustache.

I prefer the company of a young female, but I can't resist the opportunity to do some silver surfing!

by Carp72081 April 4, 2017

Driveway Surfing

When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.

Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...

by edgy sad kid April 22, 2018

Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

Surf and Blurf

When you fart into a lady’s box and she queefs it back at you.

Man, last night got weird when we my girl and I tried to surf and blurf.

by ineverpullout November 18, 2023

skull surfing

When you are eating a chick out and she squirts in your mouth.

Spencer was eating Tiffany out last night, she was skull surfing him so hard he needed a shower afterwards.

by Skull Surfer February 17, 2018

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024