apology stick

the fastest way for a woman to be forgiven by a man...

penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point

I totally forgave jess last night because she sucked my apology stick

by poppamoon9999 February 17, 2011

slimy stick

When you cum with your penis facing straight up and cover it with cum and rub it on your pet animal.

Joe - "Wanna come over?"
John - "Sorry i need to slimy stick my cat"

by lil tristxn maj April 03, 2019

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

Stick in the sand

A way to temporarily firm a decision in your mind so you can more clearly see the better next step

To make a good "get started choice," you'll want to find one idea that you're willing to put your stick in the sand for.

by QnofLiteral February 28, 2021

Oof Stick

Oof Stick is a word that you can say instead of a dead person. It is another word for a dead person because 'oof' means die/dead and 'stick' because the person has rigor mortis and if stiff like a stick.

That drunk dude just drove his car into a tree and now he's an oof stick.

by Dawn Lloyd March 19, 2023

Stick Glizzy

A hot dog dipped in batter and fried on a stick. Commonly known as corn dogs/pogos. Commonly used in the hoods of Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, and O-Block. Founded in Marianopolis. Must be slightly to insanely overcooked.

Hold up daddy I want a stick glizzy.
Look at how nicely cooked that stick glizzy is.
That stick glizzy makes me wanna cream in your mudder.

by Big Poppy Papa November 12, 2021

Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.

"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"

by atvmike73 October 11, 2019