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split chicken

Female sprawled out with vagina showing for all to see
She was laid up on the bed like a split chicken.
by anonymous November 28, 2023
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Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
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Split Basher

A derogatory trade term. Describing installer(s) of basic air conditioning split systems.

See also: “split bashing”

These types of systems are usually installed in a domestic dwelling and typically comprise one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring. The term likely originated from the electrical equivalent known as “house bashing”

It insinuates that specific air conditioning engineers may lack understanding of the principles of refrigeration and other more complicated systems within the sector due to the simplicity and low risk involved with “split bashing” (installing small air conditioning systems).

An experienced “split basher” should be able to complete installation within one day and may see to conduct it with a laid back and optimistic “that’ll do” attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. As a result, a true “bashed split” install may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Steve: “He’s another split basher. Doubt he knows anything about the vapour compression cycle. He probably thinks enthalpy is a feeing of compassion
by speedtoast July 7, 2020
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The Underwater Splits

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown
I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.
by Lorraine Haul May 21, 2024
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Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops
"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"
by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022
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Zorro Split

Mustache similar to Zorro's, two mustaches divided by a small gap.
by YourMomsFather May 22, 2021
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Taiwanese Split

A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
Did you see the boys wrestling? I saw a perfect Taiwanese Split at one point…
by Tittles77 June 12, 2021
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