When you are piping down your sister in the one bedroom single wide, while your dad waits outside the door to fuck your cousin.
by O.G. bonerkush December 31, 2023
Get the West Virginia single widemug. Not being in relationship with a significant other, natural state of a human.
Humans are not pair bonding species like mute swans, the idea of males living with females and providing them is a really backward thinking that religion imposes on society. Hence all people except priests were forced to be married and... great atleast unmarried live happy right?(you know boink anyone they like and dump them).
Not so soon. Eventually younger people were brainwashed to pursue marriage and any kind of premarital intercourses were banned, thus marrying up became this great thing that men felt lucky to do. Fast-forward ideas of liberalism spread and along with development in science which destroyed religion.
Now most western people f anyone they like. But still men still retain a little bit of simpery, that they must couple with other women (women readily accepts because he pays her bills) so people introduced their own version of marriage which doesn't involve government bs involved.
Just like ancient people used to shame and make fun of people who choose to stay unmarried (except priests) even modern men in this scientific world still retain a form of shaming done towards single people "who are not in relationship with partners" (especially men)
So after all this history lesson. One take away is to just use ur brain to objectively choose what you require in life. Humans are beyond "Monkey see, Monkey do, if not other monkeys bully" attitude.
Humans are not pair bonding species like mute swans, the idea of males living with females and providing them is a really backward thinking that religion imposes on society. Hence all people except priests were forced to be married and... great atleast unmarried live happy right?(you know boink anyone they like and dump them).
Not so soon. Eventually younger people were brainwashed to pursue marriage and any kind of premarital intercourses were banned, thus marrying up became this great thing that men felt lucky to do. Fast-forward ideas of liberalism spread and along with development in science which destroyed religion.
Now most western people f anyone they like. But still men still retain a little bit of simpery, that they must couple with other women (women readily accepts because he pays her bills) so people introduced their own version of marriage which doesn't involve government bs involved.
Just like ancient people used to shame and make fun of people who choose to stay unmarried (except priests) even modern men in this scientific world still retain a form of shaming done towards single people "who are not in relationship with partners" (especially men)
So after all this history lesson. One take away is to just use ur brain to objectively choose what you require in life. Humans are beyond "Monkey see, Monkey do, if not other monkeys bully" attitude.
Chad: I read a logical explanation in urbdic on why to stay single, now i dumped her
Society: Good, now go drown yourself in your man gravy.
Society: Good, now go drown yourself in your man gravy.
by notpua July 15, 2021
Get the Singlemug. As you're doing your female companion from behind and lick your thumb to jam it up her ass and she gives your the single eye look when she turns her head.
by Big popeye March 6, 2018
Get the Single fish eyemug. by eddie the man held July 9, 2007
Get the single stat mispicemug. Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages
That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
by ThAt_AnNoyMuS_USeR August 28, 2020
Get the single beanmug. They are dating and single. They are the pringle that is the hardest one to get at the bottom of the can, unless you turn the can upside down.
by Carbikeperson June 6, 2022
Get the Single as a pringlemug. A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
by Valentinowry February 19, 2022
Get the Single directional innocent whore complexmug.