masturbating on the shitter

Utter discontent because all you can smell is stale pee and ass smell. It really sucks in public rest rooms.

"Man, after taking a vicious dump, I decided not to masturbate because all I could smell was ass. masturbating on the shitter sucks

by WoodstockCobalt December 9, 2008

shatter

a completely repulsive person, place, thing, or idea that you cannot stand the idea of. a noun used in a sentence without a verb so shatter is acting as a gerund without the -ing or verb part.

person 1: did you hear X likes you?
person 2: ew hell no X shatter!
person 1: dont be so harsh! its true though

by Darth Vadewhore January 6, 2013

shitter

noun - a nasty, painful, and often hilarius fall.

Also a single vehicle accident such as hitting a guardrail in a car, flipping a motorcycle, or launching yourself over the handlebars of your pedalbike.

Yeah, my wrist is still fucked up from taking a shitter on that wet grass, but damn was it funny.

You know that first scene in Deuce Bigalow where the old lady has a shitter on the bus stairs? - Pure comic genius!

My ass is covered in road rash from pulling that shitter on my ten speed.

by bluegrrl July 12, 2007

Schutter

Having the runs, shits, trots

I had a dirty dose of the schutters last night.

by Danny Utah June 27, 2005

Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009

shitter

A way of describing in slang a situation or an event.

Thats a real shitter
Wouldnt it be a shitter if a meteor hit the earth tommorrow

by Drew L April 28, 2006

beef shutters

What used to be known as the camel toe, this is a extreme wedgie from end to end

A:Holy Shit! Look at that camel toe!

B:No, Johnny. That's far to big for camel toe, that there's beef shutters.

by 7th grade dropout December 10, 2006