shivar

good at math

Joe:"Hey, look it's Shivar let's go see what he is doing"
LATER
Teacher"Joe your failing math, you should be like Shivar"
(Joe walks up to Shivar)
Joe"Gimme that stupid math book loser"
Shivar"NO"
(Joe punches Shivar)
(Joe goes to the teacher)
Joe"Here's my other math book"
Teacher"Splendid, good work Joe"

by asidfuhearifuerht\ January 9, 2018

shive

when you get ripped off, typically when buying weed.

hey man thats deffinatly not a half quarter, u got shived.

by smokey mcbong water May 17, 2005

shiver

To provide manual relief to oneself. Usage believed to have originated in the PL4 region of Plymouth (UK) but expanded rapidly across county borders, and has been heard uttered on national telvision shows.

I shivered a beauty over that scene in Scum where the kid gets bummed in the greenhouse.

by irreverent August 2, 2006

Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.

by Gateboy March 5, 2018

Shivi

An unexpected fart, shart, and/or defication that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter. Also, includes a foul smell, and sewer- like aroma.

Oh shit, I just Shivied!

by Jojo has fun June 15, 2019

shiving about

to be naughty, to fool around, to have fun sexually

i miss shiving about with my girlfriend

by eyebrow2 September 8, 2006

Shiver me timbers

I have officially come up with the meaning for the pirate-saying SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Ok get this: Another word for timber is wood. And when you shiver, you're usually cold or afraid. In other words..........


FEAR MY WOOD.

Arrr, zat's how teh pirates like it. Shiver me timbers! PH34R T3H W00D.

by 4dimensional August 30, 2005