cly: So how did it go?
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)
by missmac@ya April 2, 2009
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Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.
Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).
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A charge levied at a restaurant or other similar establishment for bringing your own alcohol. More modern version of corkage, as it is more common for wine bottles to have screw tops as opposed to corks.
The screwage here is a rip-off.
by Dave Smartt May 24, 2008
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by fish&things March 6, 2009
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by McSmacksAlot July 25, 2010
Get the Screw Driver Hands mug.One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.
Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!
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