Scone Weaper

A female who has the ability to ejaculate or "squirt" upon orgasm

She was a total scone weaper, the sheets were ringing.

by BallzMulhoon March 7, 2009

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Scanerious

1. Something that is incredibly brilliant
2. To be very serious about something

Derived from a combination of the words 'Serious' and 'Scene'

1. Mate that goal was scanerious!
2. Blad, are you being scanerious?

by Genghis Khorn September 19, 2009

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stonerficate

To invent or fabricate an item, especially an item for smoking marijuana, while under the influence of marijuana.

"I dropped my glass bong on the kitchen floor last night so I stonerficated a new one out of a plastic to-go cup with the straw, a bandaid, some hose from the fish tank, and a piece of foil."

by HizzyGrizzy March 30, 2010

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1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.

Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.

by JollySmoker July 26, 2010

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Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.

Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!

by EyeJuan December 1, 2010

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