Salty Ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her the salty ninja, but she hates it even more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 18, 2008

Salty Bitch

One who is depressing, sad and overall dampens the mood of others.

Don't cry. You're being a salty bitch!

by Shawn Maglicic May 3, 2006

Sallavanti

Am an sex panther

Jimmy is such a sallavanti

by A dee January 13, 2014

sallybox

Sallybox is derived from two words used by the McKinney Fifteen during their infamous stand-off with the Zapistas during the late 19th centruy. Due to the lush garden growing within the confines of the Wilson Creek Fort, the main meal of the rebels during the 37-day stand-off was vegetation. Using bastardized spanish, many of the McKinney rebels would hurl their leftover food at the Zapistas upon the approach, yelling "ensalally" in an attempt to use the spanish term for salad "ensalada." When the zapistas were pelted with the McKinney Fifteen's garbage, they attempted to yell, in bastardized english, "Fuckers." Their attempts sounded something more like "Bockers," and when the U.S. National Guard was sent in, they heard these two terms. Putting them together, "Sallybox" became to mean fighting trivially to no avail with the use of non-traditional and outlandish means.

"Did you run into Carl and Steve last night?"
"No."
"Shit, you're lucky, I had to watch those two fags sallybox all night!"

by Jerome Alfred Ubgottinson March 9, 2005

Sallybone

Same as a neck-slap. Slapping the back of another persons neck. Term used extensively in the 1980's.

Ha! Lloyd just got sallyboned by Gary. Look how red the back of his neck is!

by SB200 July 10, 2011

Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

Salty

The act of being upset, angry, or bitter as result of being made fun of or embarassed. Also a characteristic of a person who feels out of place or is feeling attacked

Boy you salty as shidd u didnt get to play today

by yungboss February 21, 2011