Bending the Round

1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."

2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"

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by Stewy Stew July 18, 2009

round earth

A fantasy world

Person 1: u know the we living on a round Earth
Person 2: nigga wtf

by :'ykdj February 11, 2018

nkw round

NKW Round references a "No Knock Warrant" round. Take from that what you will.

I keep that gun loaded with NKW rounds, just in case.

by Corn Bred Daddy Muztard FTWS October 15, 2025

Round Glasses

A symbol of someone being submissive, similar to how an upside down pineapple symbolises swingers

"See him with the round glasses? Makes him look like he's just waiting to be bossed around"

by Solomon King August 27, 2025

the round around

getting 3 cavities in one month after getting none for your whole life.

wow, she’s giving me the round around

by theroundaround May 18, 2019

guatemalan reach round

When ya best mate will wank you off for a fiver

All I want is a Guatemalan reach round

by Horracewallace July 13, 2017

Round

What you get when you do whatever you do to "take the edge off"...until there are no edges left.

"Where is Jimmy?"
"He's off on his break getting round."

by d3athr0w March 23, 2024