rogered

A term used in Canada regarding major internet and cellphone outages, esp. those caused by Rogers Communications or other monopolies

"Sorry I couldn't respond to your text, the whole province was getting rogered yesterday."

"Cellphone customers we rogered by an outage today, reducing internet traffic by 25% in the country."

by MarconiMagpie July 9, 2022

Gentle Roger

Licking a stranger's teeth.

Hey, do you want a Gentle Roger?

by Granheim July 9, 2022

Roger That

I heard what you asked me to do...but I'm honestly not listening and not going to do it. Replying "Roger That" is really saying "Go Fuck Yourself!"

Will you check on the cleaners being done on Friday and ready for inspection? Roger That!

by ZLPTDBW July 11, 2022

ROGER'S HAPPENED

When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.

Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.

I was all set to host my surprise party and then Roger's Happened!

by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022

Rogers Moment

When your connection cuts in and out regardless if you’re a Rogers member or not.

Term to mock the great Rogers power outage of 2022.

“Sorry, I think it just lost you. We’re having a Rogers Moment.”

by RUFF RUFF July 14, 2022

Roger G

the sweetest, most intelligent, kindful, and helpful human being that always makes sure that you always feel loved. roger is a blessing, and is always online ready to talk with you. roger will always be here for you, and he’s waiting for you to text him. hes patient, and he’ll wait years for you to come back. he’s more than just a friend.

hey, did you text roger g back yet?

aw damnit, i didnt! let me do that now.

by totalasskicker69 July 16, 2022

Bobby Rogers

Bobby Rogers is a handsome person who is also very charismatic. He acts like a dork sometimes but is very lovable. Bobby seems to make everyone that’s around smile. From his funny personality, to his funny cute face, or just by being by him he is sure to make you feel appreciated and welcomed.

Cole: I think Bobby Rogers is so handsome look at him, He’s so charming.

by ColemanKD July 18, 2022