politically retarded

To be politically retarded you have to be a sheep that only has your political views because an influencer you like has them, not because you agree with them nor because you understand them, you parrot whatever the influencer says without actually looking into what they truly mean. So whenever you get any opposition to these views you're cornered, you don't know what to do at all except regurgitate what you were already saying instead of proving why what you're saying was right. Also to be politically retarded you have to care about politics outside of the country that doesn't directly affect you/be underage like come on you can't even vote nobody cares about your political opinions

Person 1: should I be concerned that all my friends are saying that they stand with Ukraine?
Person 2: Nah, they're just politically retarded

by Thescrewremover March 7, 2022

Disability Check Retarded

One whomst is not mentally nor physically considered retarded yet are borderline therefor disability check

Humphrey: you know that kid Kuba
Gaylord: yeah what about him

Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded

Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked

by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

sickly retarded

Ridiculously awesome; crazy. Coined by rapper MF Doom in the song "Impending Doom" off the Daedelus album Exquisite Corpse.

"Yo, this beat is sickly retarded, yo"

by Mr. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX May 17, 2008

Going Retarded

Smoking enough weed or drinking enough to act like you are literally retarded.

Dude, John just smoked a quarter-ounce of wax and he's going retarded

by bagel666 May 6, 2018

bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"

While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!

by Chris September 9, 2005

Socially Retarded Person

Somebody who has no friends and does not socialise very well with the outside world

Look at Elaina man, she's suck a fucking neek

by Dai Sayer September 10, 2005

Pop Culturally Retarded

A person who is especially unaware of various pop culture references and who has not seen or even heard of various popular music, movies, books, etc.

Jennifer is "Pop Culturally Retarded" because she has never seen or even heard of the movie Old School.

by The Karcich June 11, 2010