Redneck

A real redneck loves the outdoors, has a close bond with his or her family, is all about DIY and takes pride in their work. Most likely a gun owner, drives a truck and lives in the country or a small town, probably has a dog, generally loves life, and is damn proud to be a redneck

A real redneck wouldn't ever give up their lifestyle, even for money and fame

by Redneckmetalhead66 June 28, 2015

redneck limo

A couch tied down to a pick up truck using the most basic tools, I.e. 350 cord and a few straps. Seat belt optional.

John: hey, did you see those idiots Kaynen and Tyler riding in that redneck limo?
Nick: yeah, I was hoping theyd fly out, morons.

by John wicket October 30, 2015

Redneck Salvation

When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.

"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"

"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."

by Sundance December 4, 2015

redneck bukkake

When you spit chewing tobacco juice on each other during a sexual encounter.

I gave my old lady a redneck bukkake last night!

by Ktown48 May 21, 2016

Redneck Wash

Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)

Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!

by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016

Redneck charm bracelet

A six pack of beer (probably PBR) hanging from your wrist by the open ring left by the one in your hand.

My neighbor and I took the kids trick-or-treating, but not before we put on our redneck charm bracelets; in case we got thirsty.

by sheepdog4life October 31, 2016

redant

(n.) one who acts in the role as bigot/politician, often without invitation. Usually considered pejorative.
Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.
#talkative #know it all #know-it-all #pedantic #bore #boring #blowhard #blow hard #lecturer #teacher

Check out that dude over there: he's a redant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about mexicans and muslims for a long, long time.

by ssppuunn December 10, 2016