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reader's elbow

The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.
"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."
by PPPR September 27, 2011
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Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you. Can also be used when pulling up someone's receipts and exposing them.
Gurl don't mess with EJ he stay Reading a Bitch. He will read yo ass into next year.
by EJ Duh October 2, 2017
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too long didn't bother reading

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.
that definition was too long didn't bother reading
by Irving Washington March 30, 2003
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Reading a book

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book
by fayschullshot May 31, 2010
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Readymade

An already made family. When a man starts. dating a woman who has children from a previous relationship.
Hey George got him a readymade huh ? How many kids does she have ?
by Toeland June 13, 2018
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Reading Cheese

its a phrase used to say how somethings impossible or hard to understand.
some guy: man, trying to understand this is like reading cheese!
some other guy: ?? you cant read cheese!
some guy: thats what im sayin!
by MCXD September 25, 2010
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Readtarded

Adjective
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.
Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?

Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
by SEMFP June 14, 2013
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