Readergasm

What happens when two deaf people cohabitate

Chaim Readergasmed when she removed her hearing aid.

by Danny February 17, 2004

rader

a noun used to describe someone creepy or odd, in reference to dennis rader, BTK.

dude this guy was walking around our neighborhood staring in people's windows, he is such a rader.

by jess and chris May 9, 2005

radelaide

A term used by some residents of Adelaide, to describe how Adelaide is radd. However this is not true, Adealaide is one of the gayest cities in Australia.

lucky non-resident of Adelaide: what city you from?
scummy resident of Adelaide: RADelaide
lucky non-resident of Adelaide: thats gotta suck!

by b j k August 3, 2007

readeface

someone who can't open their eyes when they smile

Man, Reade always has to close his eyes when he laughs...we should call him a readeface.

by Juan February 4, 2004

Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

by choad al amode May 6, 2019

Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.

Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

fanfic reader

A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.

These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.

They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-

someone: have you heard of the new student? I heard they're a fanfic reader!

by The fanfic reader January 12, 2022