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Weighted dildo raping machine

Self-explanatory, it's going in one hole or another... There is no stopping it
Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
by WDRMaster May 15, 2010
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bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
by swiffer October 3, 2007
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raping

when you are straight up dominating/winning something. it doesn't matter what it is, but it matters that you are killing and are showing beastly qualities.
Guy 1: dude you just blew up 5 fucking trucks!

Guy 2: i know! i am seriously raping here!!!
by O-Fro March 3, 2007
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Ghost Raping

Informing someone that you'll be masturbating at a later time while thinking about them.
This hot bartender was a complete bitch to me, so I told her I was going to be ghost raping her later.
by CocoSantango August 21, 2011
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Ragging

Menstruating. i.e. when a woman has her period. The origin is possibly from the days when women had to use rags as sanitary towels.
She's always moody when ragging - she'll be better in a day or two.
by _xenny_ December 18, 2009
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Raping Physics

A comment made by the uneducated which has to be rejected on sight, as it is against either the laws of physics or common sence.
guy1:"I just walked down the street in my boat."
guy2:"STOP RAPING PHYSICS >.<"
by Dark.arc December 14, 2008
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Ratingz

When you wanna rate someone on doing something good in a positive way! Sort of bigging them up
John: I made this sick beat alie
Gill: Ratingz, thats one sick beat!
by Aman J December 31, 2007
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