You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

by PolDak July 12, 2006

pants monster

a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.

Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.

by Al March 29, 2005

Pants or shorts

A fun game to play in any area with black people in which you must try to guess if the black person is wearing either pants or shorts.

Joe: Hey steve is that smoke stack wearing pants or shorts?

Steve: Well they are to his ankles but his ass is hanging out all over the place, I'm gunna go shorts.

by Feltronix March 30, 2009

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle July 13, 2016

ink in my pants

One can "ink in their pants" when they are very excited. It is interchangeable to "getting a boner" but "ink in my pants" can be used by both sexes.

I nearly inked my pants when I saw Dave Matthews at Red Rocks.

Watching that stripper do the splits at Shotgun Willie's made me ink in my pants.

by Shiho May 31, 2006

ship my pants

If you can't find what you are looking for in stores, you can find it online at kmart.com and ship it for free.

Ship my pants? Right here?

by Kmart.com April 26, 2013

Jizz in my pants

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.

Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by A DUDE13545 March 31, 2009