Falcon Punch

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009

Dick Punched

Grabbing a recipient by their hair and jabbing your dick in their face, causing a black eye.

Johnson is sporting a shiner at the front door, her got Dick Punched by ay men.

by Sonchosanchezz July 25, 2016

Skank Punch

The act of cocking your fist back, then putting all of your weight into said fist, thrusting it forward into the exposed jaw of a stank ass bitch, typically following that bitch acting superior to you.

Mary: "HAOS ME PUSY TAST?"
Dio: ... "SKANK PUNCH!!!"

by Bobdole127127127 November 22, 2011

Procto Punch

Noun
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.

Verb
To punch someone in the ass

Tim: Procto,

Bob: No-

Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)

Bob: Why would you do that man?

Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched

by CaptainBakes May 16, 2011

Dumper punched

When you get a strong overwhelming feeling in your stomach and you have to poop like someone punched you in the stomach.

I was drinking my morning coffee when all the sudden I got dumper punched in my stomach and had to run to the bathroom.

by Phillthis April 4, 2020

Punched The Cheese

To Punch The Cheese
Punched/Punching The Cheese

A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.

"I can't believe you made this mess in the kitchen. You really punched the cheese this time..."

by Raskevanich December 2, 2020

Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.

I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.

by Grossman27 October 27, 2018