Falcon Punch

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009

Murphy punch

When someones at bat (baseball) and he gets hit by a pitched ball, the batter rushes up to the pitcher punches him in the face and afterwards tackles him to the floor.

The pitcher throws a curve ball and hits the batter in the arm and the batter runs up to the pitcher and Murphy punches him on pitchers mound.

by DenDen420 January 9, 2010

Nappy Punch

The act of either

1) getting punched by a black person or
2) punching someone for no apparent reason

Yo check it out, Toby just nappy punched gilby.

by wink6311 January 13, 2010

grundel punch

the act of sneaking up behind a man dropping to your knees and uppercutting him in the back regrion of his nut sac, at the same time yelling "GRUNDEL"!

"GRUNDEL Punch!!!!"

(poor soul)- "what the...." drops to floor

by how'sithanging101 June 11, 2009

shovel punch

the rude awakeninig hangover. it actually wakes you up in the morning because of the pain between your eyes. like being shoveled to the face.

does anybody have any vitamin IB, i totally got shovel punched this morning?

by il barbone October 14, 2009

crescent punch

a punch to the balls, given to a deserving douchebag. in a motion similar to an arc, or crescent.

While waiting at an intersection, I noticed that a douchebag runner was running in place next to me to keep up his heart rate. I gave him a crescent punch.

by diddymane January 27, 2011

Milner Punch

May cause broken rib, and or intense bitching. Other side affects include pain all the fucking time.

I milner punched charlie and broke his rib.

by y0 m4m4 15 m1n3 August 14, 2010